Why don't you have a look around? I've got loads of dead cool things for you to look at, accessible from the nifty frameset on the left there. The pick of the best includes:

Features A whole wealth of orgasmicly excellent stuff including Bizzare Bands, Top 5's, Tickle-Me Sheepie, Slobber-Me Slobodan, Scud-Me Saddam and now Peek-A-Boo Pope! Other stuff Cool links Find out my favourite sites on the 'Net Great downloads Marvel at my wonderful collection of FREE SOFTWARE Me! Find out about the creator of this site Links Some links to my favourite sites on the 'Net I apologise for the excessive use of superlatives on this site

If you've any feedback about this site, why not email me at captain.kumquat@virgin.net or fill out my feedback form? Either way, it'll let me know whether this site is a big heap of stinking, rotting, festering pants.

• FurmanskiNET moves from its old address to a spanking new one - www.furmanskinet.connectfree.co.uk
• Site now fully HTML 4.0 compliant!

• Some guys (whose names escape me - if you're reading this then mail me) on the AFB who provided me with the Saddam and Slobodan images.
• Colin Buckenham, for providing me with the great picture of the Pope
• Darren Hebden, whose Brain Soup images adorn the backgrounds of many of my pages with style
• Tucows for providing FTP software to get this site up and running
• Bernard Matthews, for having the grace to remove himself from our TV's along with those shite "bootiful" ads
• ElumMan for twisting my sanity to its current state
• My parents,
• The producer,
• Director,
• And the rest of the cast, without whom I wouldn't have won this award, which I don't deserve. It should have gone to someone else
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I can be reached with all of these addresses (listed in order of preferred use):

1. captain.kumquat@virgin.net
2. kumquat@iname.com
3. meestercrow@mad.scientist.com
4. afurmanski@yahoo.com