Welcome!

Why don't you have a look around? I've got loads of dead cool things for you to look at, accessible from the nifty frameset on the left there. The pick of the best includes:

Features
A whole wealth of orgasmicly excellent stuff including Bizzare Bands, Top 5's, Tickle-Me Sheepie, Slobber-Me Slobodan, Scud-Me Saddam and now Peek-A-Boo Pope!

Other stuff
Cool links Find out my favourite sites on the 'Net
Great downloads Marvel at my wonderful collection of FREE SOFTWARE
Me! Find out about the creator of this site
Links Some links to my favourite sites on the 'Net
I apologise for the excessive use of superlatives on this site

If you've any feedback about this site, why not email me at captain.kumquat@virgin.net or fill out my feedback form? Either way, it'll let me know whether this site is a big heap of stinking, rotting, festering pants.

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Contacts

I can be reached with all of these addresses (listed in order of preferred use):

  1. captain.kumquat@virgin.net
  2. kumquat@iname.com
  3. meestercrow@mad.scientist.com
  4. afurmanski@yahoo.com

In case you're wondering, my pseudonym is Captain Kumquat hence the two slightly offbeat adresses.