"This is how I fix my buzzer." exclaimed a malevolent Wilf, slamming his fist violently, repeatedly onto his buzzer. Everyone laughed.

Yes that's right - I am quite completely mad. Ha ha no only joking, you're just too sane. Look over there, it's Colin's Office Trolley. Collin's-offis-trolley. Collin's off his trolley. Do you get it?
Well I would love to sit here and say bits from my favourite TV programs but quite frankly that's a waste of space, bandwidth and time. Instead I should be telling you why you should delve into the murky depths of my features section. Oh yes. Quite simply because it's all Brilliant! (haha)

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